Thursday, September 30, 2010

Total Assets of Obama and Total Assets of Zardari

Total Assets of Obama

13,00,000 $ and he has no property in any other country.

Total Assets of Zardari 20,00,00,00,000 $ and
have
9 properties in America,
9 in England,
2 in Belgium,
1 in France and
7 in Dubai.

(Dr. Safdar Mehmood's Column in Jang dated. 11-11-09)
Phir Pakistan Kaun na KHAPPAY.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Aik Jangal Main Taarzan janvaron ko unki zaat bata raha tha

Aik Jangal Main Taarzan janvaron ko unki zaat bata raha tha.

Shair:-    Khan
Cheeta:- Mahar
Bander:- Butt
Hathi:-    Chaudhry
Geedar:- Gujjar
Zarafa:-   Siddiqui
Reechh:- Ansari
Kutta:     Zardari

Kutta tarp k bola,
Tera bap Zardari,
Tera saara khandan Zardari,
Main Kutta he theek hun.

Zindagi Ki Asal Khoobsurti Ye Nahi Hai K

Zindagi Ki Asal Khoobsurti


Zindagi ki Asal Khoobsurti ye nahi hai k
aap kitnay khush hain,

Balkay

Zindagi ki Asal Khoobsurti to ye hai k
aap say kitnay log kush hain.

Friday, September 24, 2010

QURAAN E KAREEM ka Azeem mojza America main jis jagah

QURAAN E KAREEM ka Azeem Mojza

America main jis jagah QURAAN E KAREEM Jalaane ka (Na'aoz billa) faisla kiya gaya
wahaan Hukam e Rabbi se aisi purisraar aag lagi jis se 50 makaan nazr e aatish ho gaye
or kufr k mun per tmaancha lag gaya!

ALLAH U AKBAR

Ye hai is scientific dor main bi QURAAN E KAREEM ka Azeem mojza

Forward it! Hurry up!

Monday, September 20, 2010

Sookhay Honto pay he hoti hain Muhabat ki batain

Sookhay Honto pay he hoti hain Muhabat ki batain

Saghar

Payas jab bhujh jaye to lehjay badal jatay hain.....

The taste of water can only be enjoyed when we are thirsty

The taste of water can only be enjoyed when we are thirsty..

In the same way,

The Affection of true people will be known when we are alone...

Agar Allah pay bharosa kerna sekhna hai to

Agar Allah pay bharosa kerna sekhna hai to

Parindon say seekho,

K jab woh shaam ko ghar wapis jatay hain to

un ki chonch main kal k liye koi Dana nahi hota.....

Bharosa karo sirf ALLAH pay

Ajeeb Haqeeqat Insan agar kisi k samnay roye

Ajeeb Haqeeqat

Insan agar kisi k samnay roye or
apna dukh bayan kare
to dosra shakhs usko
khud se door karnay ki koshish kerta hai,

Jab k Yahi amal agar
ALLAH k Samnay karay to
mera RAB usay khud se or b
Qareeb ker deta hai..

Is liye logo k samnay muskarao or
Sirf ALLAH k samnay sar jhukao
mango usi say jo day khushi say.

Hamaisha ALLAH se mango...

Bilawal to his Girl Friend Tu dharti pe jahan b rahe gi

Bilawal to his Girl Friend
Tu dharti pe jahan b rahe gi,
Tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loonga.

Girl Friend:
Muhje pehlay he shak tha k
.
.
Tu kisi Kuttay ki Nasal hai,

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Jo Shakhs apni kismat per khush hai

Jo Shakhs apni kismat per khush hai,

Darasal wahi insan khush kismat hai,

Qayu K
wo ALLAH ki raza par RAZI hai,

A Wonderful fear circle Chooha billi se darta hai, Aur Billi kuttay say

A Wonderful fear circle

Chooha billi se darta hai,

Aur
Billi kuttay say

Kutta Bhairiye say darta hai,

Aur
Bhairiya Gainday say,

Gainda cheetay say darta hai,

Aur
Cheeta Haathi say

Haathi Sher say darta hai,

Aur
Sher Admi say,

Admi Bivi say darta hai,

Aur
Bivi ??????????
.
.
.
.
Choohay say.

Bas wo shakhs achha laga ham ne saaf keh dala, Faraz

Bas wo shakhs achha laga ham ne saaf keh dala,
Faraz

Dil ki baat hai ham se munafikat na ho saki.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Who's Hot? It's U Who's Charming? t's UWho's Sweetest? It's U.

Who's Hot? 
       It's U.
       
       Who's Charming?
       It's U.
       
       Who's Sweetest?
       It's U.
       
       Who's Smart?
       It's U.
       
       Who's Darling?
       It's U.
       
       Zyada khush na ho, yeh msge mujhe aya tha...

Friday, September 17, 2010

Uske dar pe "Sukun" Milta hai, Uski "Ibadat" se "Noor" milta hai

Uske dar pe
"Sukun" Milta hai,

Uski "Ibadat" se "Noor" milta hai,

Jo jhuk gaya "ALLAH" ke sajde main,

Usey kuch na kuch "Zaroor" milta hai,

Nabi Kareem SALLAL LA HO ALAIHE WASALAM ka Farman hai

Nabi Kareem SALLAL LA HO ALAIHE WASALAM ka Farman hai

Us ghar main kharo barkat ho gi,

jis ghar main khanay k bad hath dhonay ki adat ho

(IBNE MAJA)

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