Ab kiya bataon yeh Begherat MQM main hai

Eik SHAIR ki shadi ho rahi thi…
Mehman aa chukay thay…
Achanak aik CHOOHA aaya…
SHAIR ko bahar bula kar khoob galiyan dein…
Aur bola Shadi ka khana mere ghar pouncha dena…

Choohey k jane k baad sab hairan preshan
Mehmanon ne SHAIR se poocha…

"Aap tu jungle k badshah hain
Phir aik chooha kaisay aap ko
Dhamkiyan aur galiyan de kar
chala giya…!!"

SHAIR rootay hue bola…
Ab kiya bataon yeh Begherat MQM main hai…

BIWI Say Pareshani Ka Hal

BIWI Say Pareshani Ka Hal 


Husband:
Malang Baba meri BIWI bohat Pareshan Karti hai
Us ka koi hal batao

Malang:
Beta agar BIWI ka koi hal hota tou aaj baba Malang na Hota.

Aik Jangal Main Taarzan janvaron ko unki zaat bata raha tha

Aik Jangal Main Taarzan janvaron ko unki zaat bata raha tha.

Shair:-    Khan
Cheeta:- Mahar
Bander:- Butt
Hathi:-    Chaudhry
Geedar:- Gujjar
Zarafa:-   Siddiqui
Reechh:- Ansari
Kutta:     Zardari

Kutta tarp k bola,
Tera bap Zardari,
Tera saara khandan Zardari,
Main Kutta he theek hun.

Bas wo shakhs achha laga ham ne saaf keh dala, Faraz

Bas wo shakhs achha laga ham ne saaf keh dala,
Faraz

Dil ki baat hai ham se munafikat na ho saki.

Apni Aisi Wife Ho, Aisi apni Wife ho.

Apni aisi wife ho

Apni aisi wife ho,.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho, Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho, Aise apni Wife ho.

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

LARKI KA JAWAB - Funny Poetry

6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho