Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han BB Hum Sharminda han!

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han…

BB hum sharminda han!
,
,
Wah! wah! wah!
,
,
BB hum sharminda han,
,
,
,
,
K!
Aap k shohar jooty khaany k baad b zinda han…

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya . 

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation.. 

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck . 

Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him .. 

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun, 

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai .. 

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur 

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya 

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. 

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. 
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya. 
Kisi ne pucha. 
"Kyon Maar Diya?" 
Usne maayusi se jawab diya. 
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

Seven (7) Dangerous Acts after a meal 

Don't take the seven (7) actions after you have a meal

1. Don't Smoke after a meal

Experiments from the experts proves that

smoking a cigarette after a meal comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes

(chances of cancer is higher)

Aik aadmi ne Zardari k pas sanp bettha dekha

Aik aadmi ne Zardari k pas sanp bettha dekha

tou sanp say bola: es ko duss lo.

Sanp bola: abay kiya duss loon?
main tou khud es say Zehar EASY LOAD kerwanay aata hoon?

Total Assets of Obama and Total Assets of Zardari

Total Assets of Obama

13,00,000 $ and he has no property in any other country.

Total Assets of Zardari 20,00,00,00,000 $ and
have
9 properties in America,
9 in England,
2 in Belgium,
1 in France and
7 in Dubai.

(Dr. Safdar Mehmood's Column in Jang dated. 11-11-09)
Phir Pakistan Kaun na KHAPPAY.

Aik Jangal Main Taarzan janvaron ko unki zaat bata raha tha

Aik Jangal Main Taarzan janvaron ko unki zaat bata raha tha.

Shair:-    Khan
Cheeta:- Mahar
Bander:- Butt
Hathi:-    Chaudhry
Geedar:- Gujjar
Zarafa:-   Siddiqui
Reechh:- Ansari
Kutta:     Zardari

Kutta tarp k bola,
Tera bap Zardari,
Tera saara khandan Zardari,
Main Kutta he theek hun.

Bilawal to his Girl Friend Tu dharti pe jahan b rahe gi

Bilawal to his Girl Friend
Tu dharti pe jahan b rahe gi,
Tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loonga.

Girl Friend:
Muhje pehlay he shak tha k
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.
Tu kisi Kuttay ki Nasal hai,

40 SAAL tak ham mazeed USA k karzay talay dab gay.

40 SAAL tak ham mazeed USA k karzay talay dab gay.

America nay 14 Karor 60 Lakh dollars karza diya hai.

Jo dekho kahan kharach hota hai.

Aap ki kia ray hai?

You have recharged Rs.250/-

You have recharged Rs.250/-
The Deduction of VAT 25%
Zardari Tax 15%
Beynazir Income support 10%
WAPDA tax 20%
GST 17%
Govt Support fund 13%
New Balance: Rs. 0.00
Expiry Date: 2 hours.
Keep recharging ur balance.

Molvi Went To ZARDARI

Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said:
“Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…”
ZARDARI Said:
“Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun”

Zardari Asked Faraz

Zardari Asked Faraz
Tum Me Or Mjh Me Kya Fark Ha?
Faraz Replied:
Simple, Ap Poore Milk Ko Zalil Ker Rahay Hein
Or Poora Mulk
Mujkhy

FARAZ k bad ab Benzeer

Faraz K Baad Ab “Benazeer” Likhti Hen
A For Apple
B For Banana..!
Bilawal K Abbu
Zara Jaldi “Oper” Aana…

Bhutto Ka Khandan

Agar 1 Kashti Mai
Zardari
Ja Raha Ho
Aur Achanak!!
Kashti Doob Jaee
To Aap Kay Khayal
Mai Kaun Bach
Jaega
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.
Mai Batahoo…
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.
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.
Bhutto
Ka
Khandan

Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI

Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said:
“Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…”
ZARDARI Said:
“Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun”

ZARDARI Stands For

ZARDARI Stands For
Z Zalil
A Anari
R Rishwt-Khoar
D Dakoo
A Anaa Parast
R Riswa-E-Zamana
I Iblees-E-Waqat
Plz Frwd This
To
All
Before
Presidentil
Election

Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De …

Masha Allah
Aaj 14 Roza Hay Sehri Aur Iftari Main
Aur Har Namaz K Baad Dil Se Dua Karen :
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Ya Allah
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.
.
Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De …

Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hay

Bhutto Marr Gya
Lekin
Zinda Hay Bhutto Zinda Hay
B B Marr Gai
Lekin
Zinda Hay B B Zinda Hay
Ya Allah PPP Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hay

Zardari Asked FARAZ

Zardari Asked FARAZ
Tum Me Or Mujhme Kya Fark Ha?
FARAZ Replied :
Simple
Ap Poore Mulk Ki Bajarahe Hen
Or Poora Mulk Mere Baja Raha Ha

Agar Zardari President Ban Gya

Agar Zardari President Ban Gya
To Kya Ho Ga?
Hona Kya Hai
Pakistaniyon Ki Watt Pehley B Lagti
Ab Bard Jaye Ghee Aur Kya?