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Ham daily Inbox kholtay hain k konsa Msg aaya hai.
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Kya ham daily QURAN SHARIF kholtay hain?
K meray RAB nai mujhe konsa Message diya hain.

Agar Dunya main sakoon hota to log ALLAH ko bhool jatay

Assalam-o-Alaikum!
Agar Dunya main sakoon hota to log ALLAH ko bhool jatay
Sakoon to sirf un logon kay paas hai jo ALLAH ki Raza ko Apni raza samajhtay hain

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Sab hi ko sab kuch nahi milta

Sab hi ko sab kuch nahi milta
Samundar ki her leher ko sahil nahi milta
ye dil walon ki DUNYA hai dost
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta

Apni Aisi Wife Ho, Aisi apni Wife ho.

Apni aisi wife ho

Apni aisi wife ho,.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho, Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho, Aise apni Wife ho.

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

LARKI KA JAWAB - Funny Poetry

6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Aik zamanay kay log aisay hon gay kay

Assalam-o-Alaikum!

Aik zamanay kay log aisay hon gay kay,
Eimandaar ko Be-waqouf,
Dhok-e-Baaz ko Aqalmand,

Aur Be-Haya ko Khoobsurat kahain gay.

Raat ko sonay ki sunnatain, NIGHT TIPS

Night Tips

> Wazu ker k sona.
> Bister Jharna
> Dahni karwat per sona
> Tahajjud aur Fajir kay liye jagnay ki neyat kerna
> 1 Glass pani p ker sona
> Pehlay Kalma
> Ayat-ul-Kursi
> 10 martaba Durud pak parhna
> 4 martaba Sura-e-Fatiha parhna
> 3 martaba Sure-e-Ikhlas parhna
> 4 martaba Teesra Kalma parhna
> 10 martaba Astaghfar parhna
> sub ko maaf ker k sona
> soney ki dua perh ker sona

ALLAH HUMMA BISMIKA AMOOTO WA AHYA.
ALLAH Amal ki tofeek ata farmay

A'meen!
(Har rat ham aik dusray ko goodnight k messages kertay hain, aj ye forward kerain. agar kisi ek ne bhi amal kerliya to ap be sawab paingay

Kia kabhi kisi nay ALLAH ki naiymat ko Ankho se dekha hai?

Kia kabhi kisi nay ALLAH ki naiymat ko Ankho se dekha hai?
Waadi-e-Hunza mein land sliding se banne wali jheel ke rukh
Tarbela Dam ki taraf murh raha hai jis say pani ki kami 3 saal tak mehsus nahi hogi
ALLAH-HU-AKBAR
"To tum apnay RAB ki kon kon si neymaton ko jhutlao gay."
Forward 2 your friends

AKHRAT – Andhaira Hai

AKHRAT – Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag -NAIK AMAL Hai
DUNYA – Ki Mohobat Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag -TAQWA Hai
GUNAH – Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag -TOBA Hai
QABR – Andara Hai
Js Ka Chirag -KALMA E TAYABA Hai
PUL SIRAT – Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag -YAQIN Hai . . .

What is QURAN ?

What is QURAN ?
ALLAH ki kitab jo poori dunya ki sardar.
Kitab ko Lane Wale
JIBRAIL(ALEH SALAM)
jo Farishton ke Sardar.
Jis per Utra Wo NABIYON kay Sardar.
SALLALLAH-O-ALEHE WASALLAM.
Jis Ummat per Utra Wo Ummaton ki Sardar.
Jis Sheher main Utra Wo SHEHRON ka Sardar.
MAKKAH,MADINA
Jis Maheene main Utra Wo Maheeno ka Sardar RAMZAN
Or Jiss Raat Mukammal hua wo Raton ki sardar
SHAB-e-QADAR
Yahi Hamari aur pori Muslim e Umah ki Wirasat Hai….

Namaz ki shan

Namaz ki shan
Jab tum namaz k liye kharay hote ho toh, sr se aasman tak rehmat e Illahi ghata ban kay cha jati hai
farishte tere chehray ki tarf jmaa ho jate hein.
Ik farishta pukarta hai kay a namazi agar toh dekh ley k tere samny kon hay aur toh kis se baat kar raha hai toh, Allah ki qasam toh qayamt tak salam na pheray.

Molvi Went To ZARDARI

Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said:
“Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…”
ZARDARI Said:
“Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun”

Zardari Asked Faraz

Zardari Asked Faraz
Tum Me Or Mjh Me Kya Fark Ha?
Faraz Replied:
Simple, Ap Poore Milk Ko Zalil Ker Rahay Hein
Or Poora Mulk
Mujkhy

FARAZ k bad ab Benzeer

Faraz K Baad Ab “Benazeer” Likhti Hen
A For Apple
B For Banana..!
Bilawal K Abbu
Zara Jaldi “Oper” Aana…

Bhutto Ka Khandan

Agar 1 Kashti Mai
Zardari
Ja Raha Ho
Aur Achanak!!
Kashti Doob Jaee
To Aap Kay Khayal
Mai Kaun Bach
Jaega
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Mai Batahoo…
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Bhutto
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Khandan

Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI

Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said:
“Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…”
ZARDARI Said:
“Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun”

ZARDARI Stands For

ZARDARI Stands For
Z Zalil
A Anari
R Rishwt-Khoar
D Dakoo
A Anaa Parast
R Riswa-E-Zamana
I Iblees-E-Waqat
Plz Frwd This
To
All
Before
Presidentil
Election

Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De …

Masha Allah
Aaj 14 Roza Hay Sehri Aur Iftari Main
Aur Har Namaz K Baad Dil Se Dua Karen :
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Ya Allah
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Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De …

Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hay

Bhutto Marr Gya
Lekin
Zinda Hay Bhutto Zinda Hay
B B Marr Gai
Lekin
Zinda Hay B B Zinda Hay
Ya Allah PPP Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hay

Zardari Asked FARAZ

Zardari Asked FARAZ
Tum Me Or Mujhme Kya Fark Ha?
FARAZ Replied :
Simple
Ap Poore Mulk Ki Bajarahe Hen
Or Poora Mulk Mere Baja Raha Ha

Agar Zardari President Ban Gya

Agar Zardari President Ban Gya
To Kya Ho Ga?
Hona Kya Hai
Pakistaniyon Ki Watt Pehley B Lagti
Ab Bard Jaye Ghee Aur Kya?

Agar Mein President Ban Jayoon To Kya Ho?

Agar Mein President Ban Jayoon To Kya Ho?
Zardari Mujh Par Qatlana Hamla Karwa Dey
Kyun K Mera Pehla Order Ho Ga
“Tamam Judge Bahal Kiye Jayein
Aur
Har Corrupted Sey Wasooli Kar K
Raqam Pakistan Par Lagai Jaye”

Yeh Baat Hum Sab Ko Tasleem Kar Leni Chahiye

Yeh Baat Hum Sab Ko
Tasleem Kar Leni Chahiye
K Kaheen Na Kaheen Hum Sab Kee Neeyat Mein
Khot Mojhood Hai
Agar Aisa Na Ho
Zardari (House Of Neeyat Khot)
President K Liye
Apply Kyun Karey?

Nawaz Sharif Ka Bhai Asif Ali Zardari Hai

Ab Full Corruption Ki Bari Hai
Q K Ab Daur-E-Zardari Hai
Ab Lootna Maal Sarkari Hai
Q K Ab Daur-E-Zardari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izzat Aapki Apni Zimmadari Hai
Q K Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Ali Zardari Hai
Ab Photi Qismat Hamari Hai
Q K Ab Nawaz Sharif Ka Bhai Asif Ali Zardari Hai

Zardari Ne Awam K Vote Ka Kesa Sila Dia!

Zardari Ne Awam K Vote Ka Kesa Sila Dia!
Itni Mahengai Ki K Hansto Ko B Rula Dia
Socha Tha K Shayud Salary Barhay Gi
Salary Ghanta Barhi, GHANTA Barha Dia

Ek Bache Ne ZARDARI Se Poocha

Ek Bache Ne ZARDARI Se Poocha :
AATA, CHEENI, CHAWAL Kesey Hotey Hain ???
ZARDARI Ne Kaha:
Beta WHITE Hotey Hain !!!
Bacha:
G Nahi
Aaj Kal Sab BLACK Hotey Hain

Lamba Sajda Karnay Say

Science Proved It,
Lamba Sajda Karnay Say heart  problem nahi hoti,
Nigah Taiz, Dimagh Taqat War Aur Chehra Haseen Hota Hai,
Spread It If You Can

Appeal for Ahadees Qurani Ayats

Tamaam Mobile or Internet user krny walo, Please ALLAH ki panah mangen aor kisi qisim ki Hadees-e-Pak, Qurani Ayat ya Hazarat Ali (RA) k qol-e-mubarak bagher tasdeeq k forwared nh kerain sazaish hi kh Aahadees min changing ker k unhin forwarded kia jata hi, aor hum bhi unhin agay send ker dyty hin, aor jo sawab k bajay gunnah ka bais banta hi Please is py amal kerain

Muhamad (saww) Day

Non-Muslim ka Muhamad (saww) se nafrat ke jawab main,17 june ko inshALLAH muslaman har sal baqaeda "Muhamad Love DayDarood Day"manane ka aghaz kr rah hyIs msg ko itna phelaey take sab musalman is din ko poray josh okharosh sy manaye

Tujh pe mai uski rehmat k nishaan dekhti hon

Ay Khuda jab b tra asmaan dekhti hon,

Us me basa Ek jahaan dekhti hon,

Najany kitny hi jahaanon ki sair karti hon,

Khol kr jab tera Quran dekhti hon,

Ehsaan kitney hain Bandon pe terey,

Jab bhi surah Rehmaan dekhti hon,

Tu to kehta hai rag-e-jaan se bhi hon main qareeb,

Phir Pareshan kyun Aaj ka insan dekhti hon,

Uski Rehmat se kabhi mayoos na hona ay IBN-e-AADAM,

Tujh pe mai uski rehmat k nishaan dekhti hon

اس کی راہ میں جہاد کرو

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
ا۠ایمان والو! اﷲ س۠ڈرت۠رہو اور اس (ک۠حضور) تک (تقرب اور رسائی کا) وسیلہ تلاش کرو اور اس کی راہ میں جہاد کرو تاکہ تم فلاح پاجاؤ

سُورة الَٙآئِدَة الآية 35

Main Ab Sonay Say Darta Hoon!!!!

Kaha Tha Na!

K sotay hoye mat chor k jana

Mujhe be-shak jaga daina

Bata Daina

Tmhen raasta badalna hay

Meri hadd say nikalna hay

Tmhen kis baat ka drr tha

Tmhen janay nahi daita

Kahin pay qaid kr laita

Aray  Pagal!!!!

Muhabbat ki tbiyat me

Zabrdasti nahi hoti

jisay raasta badalna ho

Usay raasta badalnay say

Jisay hadd say nikalna ho

Usay hadd say nikalnay say

Na koi rok paya hay

Na koi rok paye ga

Tmhen kis baat ka drr tha

Mujhe be-shak jaga daitay

Main tm ko daikh he laita

Tmhen koi dua daita

Km az km youn to na hota

Meray saathi ye haqiqat hay

Tmharay baad khonay k liye

Kuch bhi nahi baaqi

Magr khonay say darta hun

"Main Ab Sonay Say Darta Hun"

Maine bhi mohäbat ki thi

Maine bhi mohäbat ki thi 

Säri duniyä k riwäjon se bäghawät ki thi

Yääd ätä häi maine bhi mohäbat ki thi

Usko chorh k hänstey huy ghär ää k

Itna roye thay k äänkhon ne shikäyat ki thi

Woh juda bhi kaise howa

Na mein paas usko bula
Saka,
Na mein dil ki baat bata
Saka,
Woh hansi hansi mein
Chal dia,
K mein haath tak na hila
Saka,
Yun hi sochta raha dur
Tak,
Magar usko kuch na bata
Saka,
Yeh maqam hi tha ajeeb
Sa,
K mein khud ko bhe na bacha
Saka,
Woh juda bhi kaise howa
Ke mein,
Koi rasam tak na nibha
Saka…